FOUNDING MEMBER APPLICATIONS OPEN
Mardee
She never sleeps
AI receptionist and marketing assistant built for Australian aesthetic and dental clinics. She catches every enquiry, keeps your content posted, and collects the reviews your clinic deserves. Automatically, every day.
Beta pricing locked in for founding members only. Limited spots available.
WHAT'S ACTUALLY HAPPENING INSIDE YOUR CLINIC RIGHT NOW
01
You're losing enquiries you don't even know about.
A DM arrived on Instagram at 10:42pm. Then a Messenger message this morning. Then someone asked a question on your last post. They all needed a reply within the hour. None of them got one.
02
The content is overdue. Again.
You know you need to be posting consistently. You just don't have time between treatments, admin, and keeping the clinic running. The last post went up three weeks ago. The algorithm noticed.
03
Every caption feels like a legal risk.
AHPRA guidelines keep changing. You've seen colleagues get flagged. You second-guess your own words before every post, or you play it so safe that no one engages. It doesn't have to be this way.
04
Your happiest clients left without leaving a review.
They raved in the chair. Said they'd recommend you. Meant every word. Then life got in the way. You meant to follow up and ask. So did they. Nobody did.
WHAT MARDEE DOES
One assistant. Every platform. Fully handled.
Mardee is a purpose-built marketing platform for Australian aesthetic and dental clinics. She brings every enquiry into a single inbox, keeps your social media going with a pre-built library of compliant posts, and quietly builds your Google reputation one review at a time.
She does this around the clock, within the guardrails of AHPRA and TGA compliance, because she was built specifically for clinics like yours, by people who have worked in this space since 2016.
MEET MARDEE
What does a week with Mardee actually look like?
Connect your socials, add the chat widget to your website, forward your clinic number to Mardee. That's it.
She answers the phone, the DMs, the website chat, and the emails, 24/7. Every "where are you located" and "what services do you offer", if it's on your website, she already knows it, because she crawls your site once a week to stay current on specials and updates.
Can't answer something, or someone asks for a real person? She takes a message, emails your team the full context, and steps back.
You get a weekly summary of everything she's handled, so you're never in the dark, just never in the inbox either.
Is she pretending to be human? No. Mardee is upfront that she's an AI assistant, every time. She just happens to sound like a person.
Don't take our word for it, test her yourself: select "Chat with Voice" and talk to her right now, on your phone or your computer mic.
She's live. Tap "Chat with Voice" and say hello!
Not sure what to ask? Try: "I'm running a small aesthetic clinic. How could you help me?"
UNIFIED INBOX
Never miss an enquiry again.
Every DM, every Messenger message, every chat widget enquiry and post comment lands in one place. One inbox. No tab-switching. No missed leads.
Mardee's smart chat widget sits on your website around the clock, capturing enquiries even when you're treating patients.
Instagram DMs and post comments
Facebook Messenger and page comments
24/7 website chat widget with text and/or voice
Spam filtered so real leads always surface
All conversations in one unified view
CONTENT THAT KNOWS YOUR CLINIC
Meet Cleo. She'll ask three questions, then she'll know your clinic.
Cleo asks who she's talking to, your clinic name, and your website. That's it. From there, she researches your services and your brand voice.
From that point on, every piece of content she writes is grounded in that profile, and checked against AHPRA and TGA guidelines. Not a generic template rotating through every clinic in Australia.
Three quick questions, asked once. Facebook and Instagram, connected and automated
Ongoing content written specifically for your clinic, not a shared template
Available in the menu and the system chat so you can access her while scheduling your content
SOCIAL MEDIA SCHEDULING
Your social media, sorted
Mardee comes pre-loaded with an AHPRA-compliant post library built for aesthetic or dental clinics. Choose what fits your brand, schedule the whole month in one sitting, and forget about it.
No more Sunday night panic posting. No more going dark for six weeks because life got busy.
Pre-built post library for aesthetic clinics
Facebook and Instagram, connected and automated
Schedule a full month in one session
Content designed to educate and engage, not sell
Add your own posts alongside the library at any time
BUILT-IN COMPLIANCE
Meet Katy. She knows AHPRA so you don't have to.
Katy is Mardee's compliance assistant. Before anything goes live, run it past Katy for an instant check against current AHPRA and TGA guidelines, and the QLD rules too.
She understands the difference between what a cosmetic nurse, a plastic surgeon, and a dental clinic can each say, and what no-one should ever publish.
AHPRA advertising guidelines, including higher-risk non-surgical cosmetic procedures (effective September 2025)
TGA rules for advertising therapeutic goods on social media
Tailored guidance for dental, aesthetic, and medispa clinic types
REPUTATION MANAGEMENT
Turn happy clients into your best marketing.
Your happiest clients rarely think to leave a review. Mardee asks them for you, at the right moment, through the right channel.
Not a blanket blast to everyone. A targeted, timely request to clients who've had a great outcome, with your Google Business Profile connected directly.
Send a review request in a couple of clicks, by SMS or email
No new app to log into, works from the same inbox as everything else
Google Business Profile connected directly
Monitor and respond to reviews in one place
Build your rating steadily, appointment by appointment
What clinics say about working with us
I don’t know what you did but the moment you took over our Facebook account we started getting results.
My average sales have increased by an incredible 208%. I am excited to see where we're going next.
Cate really understands what makes your audience tick and how to engage them.
PUT TO THE TEST
She didn't just pass. She held up.
One practice manager spent an afternoon trying to catch Mardee out. This is what she sent us, unprompted, mid-attempt
BETA PRICING
Lock in your founding member rate.
Founding member pricing is limited to our first 20 clinics. After that, Mardee's standard rate is $397/month.
FOUNDING MEMBER RATE.
$297
/month
Locked in for life.
$497
once
Personalised onboarding and setup.
FOUNDING MEMBER RATE.
First 20 clinics only
FOUNDING MEMBER RATE.
$297/month
Locked in for life.
$497 once
Personalised onboarding and setup.
WHAT'S INCLUDED
24/7 AI receptionist, answering enquiries by voice, chat and messaging
Cleo, your content assistant, helping you create social media content for your clinic
Katy, your compliance assistant, helping you review content against Australian advertising requirements
Marketing tools, including social scheduling, review requests and follow-ups
Personalised onboarding and Australian-based support, so you're not left figuring it all out yourself
Try Mardee with a 30-day subscription guarantee
If you're not happy within your first 30 days from go-live, we'll refund your first subscription payment, less any discounts applied. The onboarding fee is non-refundable.
Instant access. No lock-in contracts. Cancel anytime.
Common Questions
Do I need to change my booking system?
No. Mardee handles your marketing. Your booking system, Timely, Nookal, or anything else, stays exactly as it is. The two don't need to speak to each other.
Is this really compliant with AHPRA and TGA?
Mardee was built specifically for Australian aesthetic clinics operating in a heavily regulated space. The post library is designed with compliance in mind, and Katy can check any custom content before it goes live. That said, Katy is a guidance tool, not a legal guarantee. For significant concerns, always check with a compliance professional.
What does the onboarding actually involve?
We do 1 to 3 sessions with you to tailor your Mardee to your business, set up the chat widget on your site, and ensure you're familiar with the platform and your support options. Most clinics are up and running within a week.
Can I cancel anytime?
Yes. No lock-in contracts. We think Mardee will earn her keep every month, but you're not stuck if circumstances change.
Is this only for aesthetic and dental clinics, or can other clinics use it too?
Mardee is designed for aesthetic and dental clinics but can support any Australian medical clinic. Katy and Cleo understand the compliance differences between clinic types and adjust their guidance accordingly.
Who is behind Mardee?
Mardee is brought to you by Sane Social Media, a multi-award-winning Australian digital marketing agency that has specialised in aesthetic and dental clinics since 2016. We built Mardee because we kept seeing the same problems across every clinic we worked with, and we knew exactly what to build to fix them.
Your clinic deserves a Mardee.
Founding member spots are limited. Apply now and lock in your beta rate before it closes.
Brought to you by Sane Social Media, multi-award-winning marketing for Australian aesthetic and dental clinics.
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